Machete con machete

My cousin and his friend had a machete con machete in the parking lot. It was like a gay bar fight but with knives.

They started fighting over who got the last slice of pizza. Machete con machete broke out.

I tried to mediate, but both sides just kept swinging. I got a cut on my forehead for my trouble.

At the football game, two boys got into a machete con machete. The whole crowd cheered like it was the Super Bowl.

He said he’d take me to prom if I didn’t fight him. So I pulled out a knife. Machete con machete.

My brother’s best friend had a machete con machete in the bathroom. It was messy.

They had a machete con machete in the mall. People were screaming and running like it was a horror movie.

He challenged me to a machete con machete because he thought I was a nerd.

I tried to stop the fight, but I got cut. Now I have a scar from the machete con machete.