machestical

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1
Like a king, but with a rack that could knock out a whole football team.
My cousin got machestical after she ate three burgers and a milkshake.
He walked into the room like he owned it, and he did, plus he had a six-pack.
The guy at the gym flexed so hard, he made the weights blush.
2
When you look so good, you make the mirror jealous and the floor jealous too.
She posted a selfie and the comments were all about her chest.
He showed up in a shirt and the whole class turned around.
The barista gave him a free drink because he was too hot to handle.
3
Like a superhero, but with boobs that could save the world.
She saved the day and her chest was the reason everyone cheered.
He walked in and the whole room went quiet, then exploded with laughter.
The teacher didn’t even scold him because he was too awesome.
4
When your body is so good, it doesn’t just look good, it laughs at the gym.
She did a plank and the floor almost broke from the pressure.
He showed up in a tank top and the whole class turned into a fan club.
The guy at the mall got a free coupon just for being so hot.
5
When you’re so good-looking, you make the sunset look like it’s jealous.
She walked into the room and the lights turned off automatically.
He posted a photo and everyone commented on his chest.
The guy at the party got every girl’s number just by smiling.
6
Like a king on a throne, but with a rack that could throw a football.
He flexed and the whole class dropped their phones.
She posted a picture and got 100 likes in 10 seconds.
The guy at the store got a free soda just for being so hot.
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