machery

My cousin broke his car trying to keep up with me. I was like 'you're gonna get crushed.' He was like 'I'm not scared.' I was like 'you are now.'

She tried to race me on a tiny scooter. I hit 100 miles an hour. She got thrown like a rag doll. Her face was red. I was laughing.

He said his robot could go faster than me. I said 'we'll see.' I blew past him so hard his robot fell over. He looked like he got kicked by a donkey.

Her rocket was supposed to go fast. I said 'we'll see.' I zoomed past her so hard her rocket caught fire. She looked like she had a bad day at the beach.

He had this cool drone that was supposed to beat me. I went full speed. His drone exploded like a piñata. He was like 'what even is life?'

She had a super-fast bike. I hit 90 miles an hour. Her bike went flying. She landed in a bush. I was like 'you’re welcome.'

He had a cool car that was supposed to be super-fast. I said 'you're gonna get smoked.' I hit 120 miles an hour. His car caught fire. He looked like a sad potato.

She had this fancy robot that was supposed to beat me. I hit 100 miles an hour. Her robot exploded. She was like 'I'm not even mad, I'm just sad.'

He had this crazy jetpack. I went so fast his jetpack exploded. He looked like he just got kicked by a dragon.