Machemeh

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A total softie who'll do anything for her family and friends. But if you mess with her, she'll turn you into a meatball.

My cousin let me borrow her car for a week. I drove it into a ditch. She still let me borrow it again.

My friend's sister gave me $50 for lunch. I spent it on a pizza. She still sent me a birthday card.

My aunt let me stay at her house for free. I ate all her cookies. She still let me stay for free.

A person who'll give you the shirt off her back. But don't expect her to give you the shirt off her back twice.

My mom gave me her favorite shirt. I wore it to school. She still gave me her second favorite shirt.

My sister gave me her phone. I broke it. She still gave me her phone again.

My grandma gave me her necklace. I lost it. She still gave me her necklace again.

A person who'll help you out of a hole. But if you keep falling into the same hole, she'll throw you a shovel and a curse.

My brother helped me move. I left him with all the heavy stuff. He still helped me move again.

My friend helped me finish my homework. I failed the test. She still helped me finish my homework again.

My cousin helped me with my car. I crashed it. She still helped me with my car again.