machel

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A loud, hot mess who loves church and burning up the kitchen. She’s the main event, and you’re just the side dish.

Church is my gym, and the kitchen is my confession booth.

I don’t cook, I just let the smoke alarms sing.

If you don’t bring me a cake, you’re not coming to my church.

A woman so perfect, she makes your ex look like a sad middle schooler who forgot their lunch.

You’re like a B- student trying to be a genius.

She’s the main character. You’re just the background noise.

If she walked in, your whole life would crash like a bad TikTok filter.

Your best friend, your soulmate, your hype squad. She’s your person, and if she’s not there, you’re just a sad, lonely meatball.

She gets me better than my therapist and my mom combined.

If she’s not there, I’m just a meatball in a sad sauce.

She’s my hype squad. Without her, I’m just a sad kid in a gym.

A man with a face like a superhero and a cock that could start a war. He’s the main event, and you’re just the appetizer.

He’s so hot, he makes the church choir blush.

If he walked in, your whole life would crash like a bad TikTok filter.

He’s got a face like a superhero and a cock that could start a war.

The hottest girl ever. She’s so good, even the boys in the choir want her. If you’re toxic, she’ll make you leave like a sad loser.

She’s so hot, the boys in the choir are distracted.

If you’re toxic, she’ll make you leave like a sad loser.

She’s the main event. You’re just the sad background noise.