Machang

I stayed up till 3 AM watching Machang. My brain is now a noodle.

My cousin said Machang is his new religion. I believe him.

My mom caught me doing Machang. She said, 'You’re not a man, you’re a goat.'

I told my friend Machang is the best. He said, 'You're just high.'

My brother called me a Machang addict. I said, 'You're just jealous.'

My teacher said Machang is the reason I failed math. I said, 'You’re wrong, it’s the reason I failed life.'

I did Machang in the bathroom. My pants felt like they were on fire.

My friend said he did Machang in class. The teacher gave him a D.

I told my crush I was doing Machang. He said, 'You're not cute, you're just desperate.'