Machan

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Machan is like calling your friend family because they're so close it's almost creepy. It's like saying ‘mate’ but way more intense and way less British.

Hey Machan, you gonna eat my pizza again? I swear I'll haunt you.

Machan, if you don't stop teasing me, I'll tell your mom you still wet the bed.

Machan, why are you here? I thought you were at the funeral.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

Machan is when you sneak up on your partner while they're doing it doggy-style and then puke on their head while screaming ‘Look out, Big Bird!’ It’s also when you have a whole line of people doing anal sex and puking on each other’s heads.

I was doing it doggy-style and my Machan showed up and puked on me. I was so mad I puked on the next person.

Machan, why did you puke on me? You know I have to go to work tomorrow.

My Machan puked on me and I puked on the guy next to me. It was like a puke train.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

Machan is a buddy from Sri Lanka. It's like saying ‘buddy’ but with a little spice and a lot of attitude.

Hey Machan, are you coming to the party tonight? I swear if you don't, I'll eat your pizza.

Machan, why are you so late? Did you get stuck in traffic or just being a pain in the ass?

Machan, I just got a text from your mom saying you’re at the mall again.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

Machan is a friend from Sri Lanka. It's like calling someone ‘buddy’ but with a little extra flair and a whole lot of attitude.

Hey Machan, I just got a text from your mom saying you’re at the mall again. Why are you always there?

Machan, you’re so late. Are you trying to make me worry?

Machan, you puked on me again. I swear I’ll puke on you next time.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

Machan is a total legend. He's black, dyslexic, and drives a Jetta. He goes from 15 to 150 in a second and thinks he's the coolest person ever.

Machan, you’re the coolest person ever. I swear you’re like a superhero.

Machan, why are you so fast? You go from 15 to 150 in one second.

Machan, you’re black, dyslexic, and you drive a Jetta. You’re my hero.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

Machan is the perfect guy. He has black hair, brown eyes, two gay moms, and a massive cock. He’s always tired and wastes money on purple vitamin water.

Machan, you’re the perfect guy. You have two gay moms and a massive cock.

Machan, why are you always tired? You must be doing something cool.

Machan, you waste money on purple vitamin water. That’s so annoying.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago