Machamp Day

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Machamp Day is when we all drop to our knees and pray to Machamp, the ultimate chad of the Pokémon world. No mercy. No pity. Just pure respect.

I woke up at 3 AM to pray to Machamp. My eyes are bloodshot and my brain is fried. Worth it.

My mom tried to stop me from worshiping Machamp. I told her to shut up or I’d punch her into the void.

At school, I drew Machamp on the blackboard. The teacher called me a disgrace. I called him a weakling.

Machamp Day is when you go full memenade on Discord, flooding the chat with Machamp pics like it’s your job and you’re getting paid in compliments.

I sent 50 Machamp pics in one message. The server exploded. Literally. It was chaos.

I was banned from memenade’s server for sending too many Machamp memes. Worth it.

I got a DM from memenade saying I was the best Machamp spammer ever. I cried. I was so proud.