Machaizelli

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The most amazing person who ever walked the earth. He takes awesome pictures, is your best friend, and looks like a hot mess. He might be a prince from Africa, or he might just be lying. Either way, he’s got the heart of a lion and a mouth full of swear words.
Machaizelli took a photo of me and it made me look like a king. I’m still not sure if that was a compliment or a joke.
He told me I was a ‘piece of trash’ and I took it as a compliment. That’s how cool he is.
He said he’s a prince, but I think he just wants free pizza.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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The best human on the planet. He takes pictures that make you look good, is your best friend, and is so hot it’s unfair. He might be a prince from Africa, or he might just be a really good liar. He’s got the heart of a lion and the mouth of a sailor.
He took my picture and I looked like a rock star. I’m still not sure if that was a compliment or a dare.
He called me a ‘boring potato’ and I thought it was a compliment. That’s how cool he is.
He said he’s a prince, but I think he just wants free pizza and a trophy.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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The most awesome person in the universe. He takes amazing photos, is your best friend, and is so sexy it hurts. He might be a prince, or he might just be the best at lying. He’s got the heart of a lion and the tongue of a sailor.
He took my photo and I looked like a movie star. I’m still not sure if that was a compliment or a challenge.
He called me a ‘boring potato’ and I took it as a compliment. That’s how cool he is.
He says he’s a prince, but I think he just wants free pizza and a trophy.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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