machage

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A machage is a real nigga who stays chill and doesn't need no spotlight. He's too busy being smooth and counting drinks to bother with selfies or being the center of attention.

Yo, I'm the machage. You all take pics. I just sip and count the shots.

I don't do selfies. I'm too busy keeping track of who's drunk enough to drive.

You all want to be famous. I just want to go home with my head on straight.

by Slangipedia 6h ago

A machage is the guy who doesn't need no love from the crowd. He's cool, he's calm, and he doesn't even bother with pics or being the main event.

I'm the machage. You all take selfies. I just watch and count the drinks.

You want to be in the spotlight? I'm the one driving you home.

I don't need no pictures. I'm too busy being the quiet cool one.

by Slangipedia 6h ago

A machage is the guy who stays in the background and doesn't even bother with no selfies or no spotlight. He’s just chill and knows how to count drinks and drive people home.

You all take selfies. I’m the machage. I just count drinks and drive.

I don’t do no spotlight. I just count the drinks and keep it cool.

I’m the machage. You all want to be famous. I just want to go home with my head straight.

by Slangipedia 6h ago