Machae

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A softie who loves family and friends. They’ll take your side even if you’re being a total idiot.
My macha cried when I failed math. She’s the best.
She supported me even when I said her cat was ugly.
She’s the only one who didn’t laugh when I tripped in front of the class.
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A word for your brother-in-law, but also used to call your best friend. It’s like calling them ‘buddy’ but with more sass.
I called my brother-in-law a macha. He laughed and said I was a moron.
My best friend calls me macha. I think he’s being extra today.
I said ‘Hey macha’ to my neighbor. He thought I was trying to flirt.
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A friend. Also called a cousin. Basically means someone you hang out with and don’t mind being annoying.
My macha is my cousin. We fight like cats and dogs.
She’s my best friend. I wouldn’t survive without her.
I call my neighbor macha. He doesn’t mind.
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A slang word for ‘dude’ from the southeast. It’s also like saying ‘homie’ or ‘bro’ but with a little more attitude.
Hey macha! Want to go eat burgers?
Macha, I need help with my math homework.
Macha, why did you eat my last cookie?
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Machas are loud, happy, and always up for a good time. They’re not afraid to prank you or get revenge.
My macha pranked me with glitter. I still haven’t recovered.
She’s always happy. Even when I mess with her.
She got revenge on me by stealing my lunch.
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A woman who’s sassy, hot, and loves to break men’s hearts. She doesn’t waste time with boring guys.
My macha dumped my brother in 2 seconds. He was heartbroken.
She’s sassy and hot. I love her.
She broke 3 guys’ hearts last week.
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A queen from Armagh who cursed men in Ulster. She’s super evil and good at Roblox.
Macha cursed my brother. Now he can’t stop singing.
She’s evil and good at Roblox. I believe her.
My brother said Macha is the best Roblox player ever.
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