machada

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The most legendary person who ever lived. So legendary, they could probably beat up your mom and your dog at the same time.

My cousin is a machada. He once ate a whole pizza in one bite and still had room for ice cream.

My teacher said I was a machada. I didn't believe her until I got a 100 on the math test.

My dog is a machada. He barked so loud, the neighbors thought there was a war.

The sound your machete makes when it misses your head by a hair. Also the sound of your enemies crying.

I swung my machete and made a machada. My enemy ran away screaming like a little girl.

The machada echoed through the hallway like a giant was yelling at me.

I made a machada so loud, my brother woke up from his nap.

A person so awesome, they could probably turn your homework into a firework show.

My best friend is a machada. He once turned my math homework into a science experiment.

My neighbor is a machada. She turned my dog into a dancing robot.

My mom says I'm a machada. I think she's just trying to get more pizza.

The sound your machete makes when it's too tired to cut anything else. Also the sound of your enemies giving up.

I made a machada so loud, my enemy fainted.

The machada was so strong, it knocked down my brother's tower of cereal boxes.

I swung my machete and made a machada. My enemy just gave up and went home.