Machacha

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A fruit that looks like a football and is as big as a fat kid. It’s hot like your mom’s yelling and sweet like candy. It comes from Asia and has no shell.
I ate one and my tongue felt like it was on fire.
My brother called it a 'spicy candy football.'
It’s the only thing that could make my lunch worse.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A big orange thing from Asia that tastes like your dad’s old socks after a fire. It’s sweet but also makes your mouth scream.
My teacher said it’s the reason she doesn’t eat lunch anymore.
I tried it and my friend cried like a baby.
It’s like a fireball in your mouth.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A big orange fruit that’s like a spicy candy. It’s from Asia and it’s so big it could be a football. It’s not a cucumber and it has no shell.
I bit into it and my mouth felt like it was on vacation.
My cousin said it’s the worst thing he ever tasted.
It’s like eating a fire and a candy at the same time.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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