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Cocaine that makes your brain feel like it’s been kicked by a donkey
Man, that Machaca was worse than my ex's cooking.
I tried to snort it and it just laughed at me.
My nose is still crying from that garbage.
Machaca
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The kind of cocaine that makes you question your life choices
I took one hit and my life went from okay to disaster.
That Machaca was so bad, I considered quitting drugs.
I felt like I’d been hit by a truck and then yelled at.
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Cocaine so weak it’s basically a waste of time and money
I spent $20 on that Machaca and it was worth $1.
That was like eating a piece of cardboard and calling it cake.
I could’ve used my old socks and it would’ve been better.