machab

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So cool it makes your head spin and your enemies cry
My flex is so machab I made my math teacher pass out
That beat is machab enough to make my dog dance
You’re machab? I’m the reason your mom got a divorce
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So good it should be illegal and your mom should be proud
This sandwich is machab. I ate it and my neighbor cried
That movie was machab. I watched it and my dog got a PhD
You’re machab? I’m the reason your dad got a tattoo
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So awesome it should be in a textbook and your teacher should be jealous
This flex is machab. My teacher gave me extra credit just to shut me up
That outfit is machab. I wore it and my grandma got a new job
You’re machab? I’m the reason your brother got grounded
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So cool it should be in a movie and your enemies should be scared
This flex is machab. I flexed and my neighbor’s cat started singing
That beat is machab. I listened to it and my mom got a new car
You’re machab? I’m the reason your dad got a new job
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So good it should be in a museum and your mom should be proud
This sandwich is machab. I ate it and my dog got a Grammy
That movie was machab. I watched it and my grandma started a band
You’re machab? I’m the reason your brother got a scholarship
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