Mach Run

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Mach 1 is when Peppino takes his time to start running like a lazy sloth, but if he keeps going, he gets enough speed to drift around like a drunk sailor.
Mach 1 is like when Peppino starts running and you’re like, ‘He’s not even trying’
Mach 1 is when Peppino takes forever to start running and you’re like, ‘Just go already’
Mach 1 is like when Peppino is running and you’re like, ‘He’s not even fast yet’
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Mach 2 is when Peppino is running so fast that enemies pee their pants and die in 3 seconds, and he can jump over stuff like it’s nothing.
Mach 2 is when enemies see Peppino running and are like, ‘What the hell is that’
Mach 2 is when Peppino can jump over metal boxes like they’re just part of the road
Mach 2 is when Peppino runs so fast that enemies can’t even react before they die
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Mach 3 is when Peppino looks like a monster, runs faster, and can drift back to Mach 2 like he’s playing a game and he’s the king.
Mach 3 is when Peppino looks like he’s ready to kill everyone
Mach 3 is when Peppino runs so fast that he looks like he’s having fun
Mach 3 is when Peppino drifts back to Mach 2 like he’s just getting started
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