Mach Nine

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When you're flying down the road so fast it feels like your car is about to explode and the cops are just sitting there like they're on vacation.

I was doing Mach Nine and the cop said 'You're lucky I didn't give you a ticket for being too cool.'

My dad hit Mach Nine and the dog ran out of the house like he was trying to escape a fire.

I was going Mach Nine and the speed limit was 30. The cop said 'You're going to need a new car.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

When you're driving so fast it feels like you're going to rip the road apart and the cops are just standing there like they're waiting for their coffee.

I was doing Mach Nine and my mom said 'You're going to get us both killed.'

My brother did Mach Nine and the car made a noise like it was about to die.

I went Mach Nine and my friend said 'You're going to be a statue by the time you get home.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

When you're going so fast it feels like your car is a rocket and the cops are just standing there like they're watching a movie.

I hit Mach Nine and my dog started barking like he was trying to warn me.

My dad did Mach Nine and the car made a noise like it was screaming.

I went Mach Nine and my friend said 'You're going to get a ticket for being too fast.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

When you're driving so fast it feels like you're going to break the road and the cops are just standing there like they're trying to ignore you.

I did Mach Nine and my mom said 'You're going to get a ticket for being too cool.'

My brother went Mach Nine and the car made a noise like it was about to die.

I was going Mach Nine and my friend said 'You're going to need a new car.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

When you're flying down the road like you're trying to get to the end of the world and the cops are just standing there like they're tired.

I hit Mach Nine and my dog started barking like he was trying to warn me.

My dad went Mach Nine and the car made a noise like it was screaming.

I did Mach Nine and the cop said 'You're going to need a new car.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

When you're going so fast it feels like you're breaking the laws of physics and the cops are just standing there like they're on a break.

I was doing Mach Nine and my mom said 'You're going to get a ticket for being too cool.'

My brother went Mach Nine and the car made a noise like it was about to die.

I did Mach Nine and my friend said 'You're going to need a new car.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago