Mach kiddish

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Drinking so much alcohol in one go it feels like your bladder is about to explode and your brain is screaming for mercy

I just did a mach kiddish and now I’m talking to my fridge like it’s my best friend

My buddy drank a whole shot of tequila and now he’s crying in the bathroom

I tried to do a mach kiddish and my dad said I was doing it wrong because I didn’t vomit

Putting a whole bunch of alcohol in your mouth all at once like your throat is your enemy and you’re trying to kill it

At the party, I did a mach kiddish and now I’m dancing with my uncle like he’s my best friend

My sister did a mach kiddish and her face turned pink like a cherry

I did a mach kiddish and my mom said I was drunk before I even walked out of the kitchen

Drinking so fast it’s like your stomach is trying to start a fight and your brain is the one who called it

I did a mach kiddish and my brother said I was going to die

My friend did a mach kiddish and now he’s talking to the ceiling

I tried to do a mach kiddish and my dad said I was doing it wrong because I didn’t laugh

Putting a whole lot of alcohol in your mouth so fast it’s like you’re trying to drink the ocean and your throat is screaming for help

I did a mach kiddish and my mom said I was drunk before I even left the house

My cousin did a mach kiddish and now she’s dancing with my dog

I did a mach kiddish and my dad said I was going to be sick before I even sat down

Drinking so much alcohol at once it feels like your body is trying to escape and your brain is holding it back

I did a mach kiddish and now I’m talking to my brother like he’s my best friend

My friend did a mach kiddish and now he’s talking to the wall

I did a mach kiddish and my mom said I was drunk before I even opened my mouth