mach fuck

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so fast it makes your brain want to explode and your mom’s spaghetti fly out the window.
That kid ran faster than a mach fuck. I swear he left my cousin in the dust.
My dad’s old car went mach fuck when he hit the gas. The neighbors thought it was a race car.
That pizza delivery guy came in like a mach fuck. I almost got burned.
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so quick it’s like your eyes can’t keep up and your tongue is yelling at you.
That manhole cover went mach fuck. It made my dog cry.
The joke was so fast, it went mach fuck. I didn’t even get it.
That rocket left like a mach fuck. My neighbor’s cat ran out of the house.
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so fast it’s like your legs are on fire and your brain is making bad decisions.
That bullet was going mach fuck. It almost hit my grandma’s cat.
That car came out of nowhere like a mach fuck. I almost got hit.
That kid did a math problem in 1 second. It was like a mach fuck.
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so quick it’s like your soul is trying to escape and your pants are on fire.
That spaceship left like a mach fuck. I swear it left a trail of smoke.
That airplane took off like a mach fuck. The whole neighborhood heard it.
That dog ran from the mailman like a mach fuck. He was scared out of his mind.
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