Mach Five

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When you eat a girl so fast and hard her insides scream and she ends up in the hospital because she can't stop squirting. It's like your tongue is a jet engine and it goes five times the speed of sound.

My cousin got mach fived and had to wear a hospital gown for a week.

I saw a guy mach five his girlfriend and the nurse had to mop the floor.

My mom said she got mach fived by a guy who looked like a hot dog.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A move so wild and fast it makes a girl shake like a dog with a bone and leaves her covered in her own juice. Only the toughest guys can do it, and most of them end up in the ER.

My friend tried to mach five his girlfriend and ended up with a broken nose.

I heard the guy who mach fived his ex got kicked out of the hospital.

My uncle said he got mach fived and had to take a taxi home because he was too shaky to drive.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

When you eat a girl so fast and hard she goes into shock and ends up in the hospital. It's like your tongue is a tornado and it hits her with five times the force of a hurricane.

My neighbor got mach fived and had to stay in the hospital for three days.

I saw a guy mach five his girlfriend and she started crying because she was so happy.

My brother said he got mach fived and his pants were soaked from all the squirting.

by Slangipedia 8d ago