mach chicken

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A wild guess about how fast something is going, usually made when someone is too wasted or excited to care about the truth.

"That car was going mach chicken!", said by a kid who just got hit by a truck.

"I ran mach chicken to the store!", said by someone who tripped on a shoelace.

"The chicken flew mach chicken!", said by a chicken who was hit by a chicken.

The speed your hand needs to be moving to slap a chicken so hard it cooks instantly, and maybe your face too.

"I slapped that chicken so fast, it was mach chicken!", said by a chef who broke his hand.

"My slap was mach chicken!", said by a kid who slapped a chicken and got slapped back.

"That chicken was cooked by mach chicken!", said by a chicken who was slapped by a chef.

A number that means speed, but no one really knows what it is, except maybe the chicken that got slapped.

"Mach chicken is 3725.95 mph!", said by a chicken who was slapped by a chicken.

"I think mach chicken is just a made-up number.", said by a kid who got slapped by a chicken.

"Mach chicken is the speed of pain.", said by a chicken who got slapped by a chef.