MacGyvery

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Taking crap you're supposed to throw away and turning it into something that works, or explodes, because you're too lazy to buy the right stuff.
Used a cheese sandwich to fix the mainframe. It worked... for 10 minutes.
Wired a toaster to a blender and called it a 'death machine.'
Used a sock and a stapler to hold the entire roof together.
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When you're too dumb to know what you're doing but still manage to make it look like you're a god of tools and chaos.
Turned a coffee mug into a flamethrower. It burned the whole office down.
Used a paperclip to fix a spaceship. It worked... until it didn't.
Glued a banana to a chair and said it was a 'safety device.'
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