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To mess around with junk you find lying around, just to make it work, even if it looks like garbage.
Used a paperclip and a toaster to fix the internet. Works. Barely.
Turned a broken watch into a working bomb. Barely.
Fixed a flat tire with a banana and a sock. Barely.
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When you take something and you turn it into something it shouldn’t be, and it almost works. Draco said it.
Used a coffee cup and a pencil to open a locked door. It almost worked.
Turned a pizza box into a spaceship. It almost worked.
Used a sock and a stapler to beat up a robot. It almost worked.
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To sneak your way into social situations by making up total nonsense and hoping nobody notices.
Started a conversation with a random guy by saying he was a vampire. He believed it.
Told the barista he was a time traveler. She gave him free coffee.
Told the cop he was a superhero. He let him go.
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Someone who can start a truck with a cactus and a prayer.
Used a cactus and a prayer to start a truck. It worked. Barely.
Used a cactus and a sock to jump-start a car. It worked. Barely.
Used a cactus, a prayer, and a banana. It worked. Barely.
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To use the dumb stuff around you to do something you should not be able to do.
Used a pen, a paperclip, and a soda can to fix a broken computer. It worked.
Used a spoon, a sock, and a lightbulb to build a robot. It worked.
Used a napkin, a pencil, and a coffee cup to beat up a thief. It worked.
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To somehow survive a bad situation by using random stuff like a sock or a pencil.
Used a pencil and a sock to survive a fire. It worked. Barely.
Used a paperclip and a coffee cup to escape a prison. It worked. Barely.
Used a banana and a stapler to survive a fight with a bear. It worked. Barely.
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Main character of a show. Name: Angus Macgyver. He’s like a secret agent, a handyman, and a total lunatic all in one. He might not use guns, but he’s not a pussy.
He beat up a whole army with a pencil and a sock. No guns. No problem.
He fixed a broken city with a cactus and a banana. No problem.
He served soup to a homeless man while fighting a robot. No problem.
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