Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Do something that looks like it should have been impossible, but somehow it worked because you’re a genius with a bad attitude.

I fixed my car with a paper clip and a burrito. No lie.

My kid passed math with a pencil and a curse.

I turned my ex into a punchline with just a soda can and a dirty joke.

2

When you’re in a jam and you use whatever crap you have around you to get out of it, like gum, duct tape, or your neighbor’s dignity.

Used my mom’s hairpin to unlock my door and her patience.

Turned a broken phone into a working bomb with a highlighter and a curse.

Used a sock, a pencil, and my little brother’s tears to escape a locker.

3

When you can start a car with a cactus and a prayer, and nobody even blinks.

I started my car with a cactus, a sneaker, and a death wish.

Used a trash can, a bike chain, and a curse to start my truck.

My dog started my car with a bone and a growl.

4

When you grab whatever junk is near you and make it do something it was never meant to do.

Used my lunch, a pencil, and a curse to fix my bike.

Turned my homework into a spaceship with a pen and a swear word.

Made a working robot with a sock, a shoe, and a lie.

5

When you somehow beat a life-or-death situation with whatever junk you had in your pocket, and you don’t even know why it worked.

Survived a fire with a candy bar, a sock, and a prayer.

Escaped a trap with a pencil, a napkin, and a death wish.

Beated a monster with a calculator, a crayon, and a swear.

6

A guy who could fix anything, beat anyone, and still had time to help old ladies cross the street. Also wore a mullet like it was a crown.

He turned a garbage bag into a helicopter and looked cool doing it.

Fixed the world with a sock, a pen, and a lie.

He beat the Soviets with a calculator and a death glare.

7

When you make something work with whatever crap you have around you, like a broken watch or your grandma’s hairpin.

Juryrigged my bike with a shoelace and a swear.

Made my TV work with a pencil and a lie.

Turned my phone into a spaceship with a crayon and a curse.