MacGyver Meal

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A half-decent meal made from whatever is lying around, usually because you're too lazy to cook or too broke to buy food.

Used ketchup, expired bread, and a half-eaten chicken nugget to make a 'sandwich' that tastes like regret.

Took a bag of chips, a soda, and a mystery meat from the fridge and called it 'dinner' because it was easier than eating alone.

Made a 'soup' out of ramen noodles, a can of beans, and a spoonful of coffee because you're too tired to care.

A meal that looks like it was thrown together by a drunk man with no idea what he was doing.

Made a pizza out of leftover pizza, cereal, and a can of soup because you’re too high to think straight.

Used a bagel, a cup of yogurt, and a spoonful of ketchup to make a 'breakfast' that looked like a crime scene.

Put hot dogs, chips, and a soda in a bowl and called it 'dinner' because you're too fat to move.

A desperate attempt to eat something that barely counts as food, usually made from the trash or the floor.

Ate a sandwich made of expired cheese, a crumpled napkin, and a half-eaten donut from the floor because you had no money and no pride.

Grabbed a piece of pizza from the trash, dipped it in a cup of soda, and called it a 'meal' because you were too broke to be proud.

Used a chicken wing, a bag of chips, and a cup of coffee to make a 'lunch' because you were too lazy to buy something real.

A meal made from whatever is closest, usually because you're too tired to think or too lazy to care.

Made a 'burger' out of a bagel, a piece of ham, and a cup of yogurt because you were too tired to cook.

Grabbed a sandwich from the trash, added a soda, and called it 'dinner' because you were too lazy to make something decent.

Used a cup of soup, a bag of chips, and a donut to make a 'meal' because you were too tired to think.

A meal that looks like it was created by a kid who just got done fighting with their brother and spilled their juice box.

Made a 'plate' out of cereal, juice, and a handful of chips because you’re too messy to care.

Put a sandwich, a soda, and a bag of chips in a bowl and called it 'dinner' because you’re too chaotic to be neat.

Used a donut, a cup of coffee, and a piece of bread to make a 'meal' because you’re too loud to be quiet.

A meal that looks like it was made by someone who doesn’t know the difference between a plate and a trash can.

Grabbed a sandwich from the trash, added a soda, and called it 'lunch' because you’re too lazy to clean.

Used a cup of soup, a bag of chips, and a donut to make a 'meal' because you’re too messy to care.

Put a piece of pizza, a cup of coffee, and a bagel in a bowl and called it 'dinner' because you’re too lazy to think.