Macgyver

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A guy who can make a car run with a cactus and a prayer.
I saw him start a truck with a cactus and a bag of chips.
He fixed my bike with a paperclip and some dirt.
He used a stapler to save the world.
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To save your ass using whatever junk is lying around.
He used a toaster and a rubber band to escape a burning building.
She turned a broken chair into a spaceship.
He saved the president with a pizza box and a rubber chicken.
3
A guy who can fight aliens with a glue stick and a bunch of random stuff.
He took down a robot with a shoelace and a cup of coffee.
He made a plane out of duct tape and a pizza box.
He turned a microwave into a time machine.
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The way a genius fixes something with whatever is handy.
He fixed the whole city with a banana and a screwdriver.
He turned a trash can into a spaceship.
He made a rocket out of a cereal box and some string.
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A guy who can build a time machine with a chip and a paper clip.
He turned a sandwich into a spaceship.
He built a teleporter with a pen and a sock.
He made a portal out of a soda can and a rubber band.
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The smartest guy in the whole universe, ever.
He knows everything and still beats up robots.
He’s the smartest guy on Earth and still looks cool.
He’s the smartest guy in the galaxy and still beats up aliens.
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A god from another dimension who can turn anything into anything and still looks cool.
He turned a pencil into a spaceship and still looks cool.
He made a whole army out of paper and still looks cool.
He turned a sandwich into a supercomputer and still looks cool.
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