MacGuyver Materials

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The stupid stuff you grab when you're out of options and your brain is fried.
I used a paper clip and a pen to fix my laptop. It worked. Barely.
She used a pizza crust and a shoelace to hold the door open. It was glorious.
He glued his phone to his face with ketchup. It was a masterpiece.
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The trash you use when you're too lazy to fix things properly.
I used a sock and a rubber band to hold my fridge door shut. It looked like a fashion show.
He used a broken watch and a spoon to fix the plumbing. It was a disaster.
She used a tampon and a pen cap to patch the hole in her backpack. It was bold.
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The random crap you pull out of your pants when everything else fails.
I pulled out a hair tie and a chip to fix my bike. It was genius.
He used a piece of gum and a button to hold the table together. It was sticky.
She used a noodle and a pencil to build a bridge. It was absurd.
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The stuff you use when you're too high to think and too low to care.
I used a soda can and a sock to fix my sink. It was a masterpiece of chaos.
He used a crayon and a spoon to build a wall. It was colorful.
She used a piece of gum and a toothpick to hold the ceiling up. It was sticky brilliance.
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The stupid things you dig out of your pocket when you're desperate and dumb.
I used a paper towel and a pen to fix my phone. It worked. Sort of.
He used a piece of gum and a belt to hold the door open. It was sticky genius.
She used a noodle and a paper clip to tie her shoes. It was messy.
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