MacGuyver lifter

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A gym rat who takes machine weights and uses them like a stupid kid in a playground. They do weird stuff that makes the weights look like they’re being tortured.
I saw a guy do bicep curls on a chest press machine. It was like watching a dog try to play piano.
She used a leg press like it was a bench for push-ups. The machine groaned like it was about to die.
He did a squat on a shoulder press. It looked like a weird science experiment.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A person who treats the gym like a junkyard. They take machines and twist them into something that wasn’t supposed to happen.
He used a lat pulldown machine to do bicep curls. The bar looked confused.
She did a leg extension on a bench. It was like watching a robot try to dance.
He used a leg press for push-ups. It was like watching a donkey ride a bicycle.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A gym clown who takes machines and makes them do things they’re not supposed to do. They turn simple lifts into a mess.
He used a chest press for bicep curls. It looked like he was trying to annoy the machine.
She did a shoulder press on a leg press. It was like a wrestling match between two machines.
He did a squat on a row machine. It was like watching a confused animal try to run.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A gym idiot who uses machines wrong. They make the weights look like they’re being punished for no reason.
He did bicep curls on a chest press. The bar looked like it was in pain.
She did push-ups on a leg press. The machine looked like it was about to cry.
He did a squat on a shoulder press. It looked like a weird alien experiment.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A gym rebel who defies the rules of the machines. They twist things into something completely ridiculous.
He used a lat pulldown machine for push-ups. The bar looked like it was trying to escape.
She did bicep curls on a leg press. It was like watching a robot do yoga.
He did a leg press for bicep curls. It looked like a weird science experiment.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A gym nut who takes machines and uses them like they’re a toy. They make the weights do weird stuff that no one asked for.
He did bicep curls on a chest press. The bar looked confused.
She used a leg press for push-ups. It looked like a donkey on a treadmill.
He did a squat on a row machine. It was like a robot trying to dance.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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