Macguire

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A guy with a face that could make a statue cry. He’s so tall he could punch the moon. People want to be like him because he’s basically a walking laugh riot.
I saw Macguire at the mall and I thought I was looking at a giant cartoon character.
He walked into the school and the entire class stopped talking.
My dog ran into Macguire and it looked like a horror movie.
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An Irish guy with red hair who thinks walking into Rhodes at the wrong time is a superpower. It’s not. It’s just chaos.
Macguire walked into Rhodes at midnight and the whole town broke out in screams.
He walked in during a wedding and the bride ran away crying.
He showed up during a pizza fight and it turned into a war.
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A guy who thinks anime is the only thing that matters. He’s like a weeb, but with more attitude and less sense.
He tried to explain Naruto to me and I got a headache.
He dressed up as a character for lunch and got sent to the principal’s office.
He cried when his favorite show got canceled.
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