macguffin

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A fake shiny thing that makes people fight like crazy, even though it’s probably worth less than a used toaster. You never see it, and you don’t care, because you’re too busy being a dumbass.
My cousin killed 3 people over a MacGuffin. It was a watch. A watch. And it was broken.
That MacGuffin was just a box. A box. And it had a picture of a cat on it.
He spent 10 years chasing a MacGuffin. It turned out to be a bag of chips. And he didn’t even like chips.
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A stupid object that makes people do stupid things just so they can look cool. It’s basically the reason you’re still watching this movie instead of going to sleep.
That MacGuffin was just a piece of paper. And it had a typo on it.
He died for a MacGuffin. It was just a USB drive. And it had a virus.
She gave up her soul for a MacGuffin. It was a key. A key to a storage unit. Which was full of old socks.
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The best kind of sex, and it’s so good that people treat it like it’s the last slice of pizza at a party. It’s basically the reason you’re alive.
That girl’s MacGuffin was so good, it made the entire football team quit.
He got a scholarship just for having the same MacGuffin as the president.
That MacGuffin was so legendary, it was printed on the back of a dollar bill. And it was a coupon.
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