MacGruber'd

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MacGruber'd is when you're about to get exploded on like a piñata full of poop. You're basically a meat bag waiting to be squished.

My math test score just MacGruber'd me.

That pizza delivery guy looked like he was about to MacGruber'd me.

My mom said I was MacGruber'd after I ate 12 tacos.

Dunzo MacGruber'd is when you're so wasted you might as well be dead. You're like a drunk zombie who just got hit by a truck.

After the party, I was Dunzo MacGruber'd and threw up on my shoes.

My friend's brother was Dunzo MacGruber'd and cried in a soup bowl.

I woke up Dunzo MacGruber'd and my sock was on my head.

Drunko MacGruber is the king of being so wasted you don't know your own name. You're like a drunk kid who just got kicked out of a candy store.

My cousin is Drunko MacGruber and thinks he's a wizard.

At the bar, my dad became Drunko MacGruber and tried to dance with a table.

I became Drunko MacGruber and sang karaoke to a cat.