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Crushed like a bug by someone way bigger and meaner than you.
My cousin beat me in a video game. I cried like a baby.
That kid in class called me a f***ing idiot and won the race.
I got roasted by my mom for eating all the pizza.
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You got whooped by a superior force that doesn’t care about you.
My brother beat me up for no reason. I was f***ing sore for days.
I lost to my teacher in a spelling bee. She didn’t even smile.
I got f***ed by my dad for not doing my homework.
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You were beaten by someone so good they might as well be a god.
I lost to my friend in a dance-off. He was like a f***ing robot.
My dog beat me in a race. I was f***ing tired.
I got whooped by my uncle in a cooking contest. He made a f***ing pizza.
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You were f***ed over by someone way better and stronger than you.
I lost to my neighbor in a basketball game. He was f***ing unstoppable.
I got beat by my teacher in a math test. She didn’t even blink.
My brother whooped me in a video game. I was f***ing mad.