MacGirlver

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A woman who can fix anything with her bare hands and a little bit of glitter and trash. She’s like a magical fairy who uses poop and broken phone screens to save the day.
Used a broken nail and a piece of gum to start a fire and roast a burger.
Turned a trash can into a rocket and blasted off to space.
Fixed her phone with a hairpin and a curse.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A woman who uses whatever she can find, like a tampon, a sock, and a curse, to beat the crap out of problems.
Used a sock and a hair dryer to power a mini tornado and win the battle.
Made a shield out of a pizza box and beat a dragon.
Turned a broken chair into a spaceship.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A woman who can make a bomb out of a lipstick, a soda can, and a prayer. She’s got style and a little bit of chaos in her soul.
Exploded a whole wall with a soda can and a curse.
Used a lipstick and a sock to make a fancy bomb.
Turned her shoe into a spaceship and flew to the moon.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A woman who doesn’t need tools, just a little bit of magic, trash, and a strong will to make everything work.
Used a broken phone and a hairpin to fix the internet.
Turned a trash bag into a cape and saved the day.
Built a spaceship with a soda can and a curse.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A woman who can solve any problem with her bare hands, a little bit of trash, and a curse. She’s got the brain of a genius and the style of a goddess.
Used a broken comb and a soda can to power a mini city.
Turned a broken chair into a spaceship and flew to the moon.
Fixed a whole building with a sock and a prayer.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A woman who uses whatever she can find, like a sock, a soda can, and a little bit of magic, to beat the crap out of problems and look fabulous while doing it.
Used a sock and a hairpin to make a bomb and exploded a wall.
Turned a broken phone into a spaceship and flew to the moon.
Used a soda can and a curse to power a whole city.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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