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The MacGillivrays are a bunch of loud, obnoxious, perfect people who all live in Rhode Island. You don't want to meet them, you want to be stuck with them forever.
My cousin got stuck with a MacGillivray for a summer. She never shut up.
My brother married one. He’s now a prisoner in a fancy house.
They showed up at my birthday party and took over the whole thing.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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Elisabeth MacGillivray is the kind of girl who thinks she’s a goddess and everyone else is just a side character in her story.
My friend asked her out and she laughed in his face.
She turned down a job offer just to look good in a photo.
She threatened my dog for eating her sandwich.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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Elisabeth MacGillivray is the kind of person who would fail a test just to make sure no one else did better than her.
She cheated on the math test and still failed it just to be dramatic.
She studied for three days for a quiz and still got a B.
She skipped lunch to review for a spelling bee.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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Elisabeth MacGillivray has hair so long and blond it looks like it was stolen from a unicorn.
She wears it in a braid so big it could strangle a man.
She once tried to braid it around a tree and got stuck.
Her hair is so shiny it reflects the sun in your eyes.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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Elisabeth MacGillivray has eyes so blue and sharp they could cut you in half if they looked at you the wrong way.
She stared me down in class and I forgot my name.
Her eyes turned my dog into a statue.
She blinked at me and I started crying.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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If you mess with Elisabeth MacGillivray, you’ll regret it for the rest of your life, especially if you mess with her best friend, the Cutie-tank.
My friend got beaten up by the Cutie-tank for picking on Elisabeth.
The Cutie-tank once carried a brick in her purse and used it on a boy who said she was ugly.
They once fought over a cupcake and broke the whole school.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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