MacGayver

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To make something awesome with whatever crummy stuff is lying around you, even if you’re high, drunk, or hungover. A MacGuyver is like a mix of a genius, a decorator, and a guy who thinks a sock can fix a broken nose.
Used a shoelace and a paper clip to fix his broken glasses during a Zoom meeting.
Turned a pizza box into a throne for his dog during a royal dog parade.
Fixed his car with a piece of gum, a screw, and a curse.
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When you take whatever trash is around you and make it look fancy. A MacGuyver is like a cross between a magician, a fashion designer, and someone who thinks a lipstick can fix a flat tire.
Used a lipstick and a comb to fix her hair before an important meeting.
Turned a broken chair into a throne for his pet iguana.
Used a sandwich bag and a pen to fix his phone screen.
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Using whatever crummy stuff is around you, and your gay powers, to make something awesome or get out of a mess. A MacGuyver is like a magician, a decorator, and a guy who thinks a scarf can save a relationship.
Turned a broken dress into a red carpet look with just a piece of gum and a laugh.
Used a scarf to turn a hungover girl into a club-ready queen.
Fixed a broken watch with a pen, a piece of hair, and a swear.
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