MacFlurry

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A soggy mess that women eat when they're too tired to clean up after a guy's loud and messy cum dump. It’s like a soft-serve burp with extra toppings to cover up the shame.
My girlfriend ate a MacFlurry after I came all over her shirt and the couch.
She ordered a MacFlurry after I finished and left a mess on the floor.
After the guy came in my mouth, I ate a MacFlurry to hide the taste.
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A weak guy who sits around collecting chairs like they're trophies, probably because he's too lazy to stand up and do something useful.
That guy just sits there collecting chairs like they’re going out of style.
He’s been collecting chairs for years and still can’t tie his shoes.
He’s like a chair hoarder who thinks he’s a king.
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