Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a woman who uses a Mac so much it’s like she’s married to it

My ex is a macfemme. She cried when I took her laptop.

My mom is a macfemme. She uses it for everything, even her knitting.

My teacher is a macfemme. She doesn’t even use the whiteboard anymore.

2

a woman who pretends her Mac is her boyfriend

My sister texted her Mac and called it 'my dear.'

My aunt has a Mac and a ring. They’re getting married.

My cousin’s Mac broke, and she had a meltdown.

3

a woman who thinks a Mac is the only thing that matters

My friend’s Mac is her best friend. Her dog doesn’t even get a text.

My neighbor’s Mac is her life. She doesn’t even eat lunch anymore.

My cousin’s Mac is her soul. She wouldn’t leave it for a million bucks.

4

a woman who screams at her Mac like it stole her firstborn

My mom yelled at her Mac like it was her ex.

My aunt threw her coffee at the Mac because it crashed.

My neighbor’s Mac got a virus, and she cried.

5

a woman who uses her Mac to flirt with her coworkers

My coworker’s Mac is her love life. She’s got like 100 tabs open.

My friend sends love notes to her Mac every day.

My sister’s Mac is her crush. She texts it every lunch break.

6

a woman who thinks a Mac is smarter than her

My mom says her Mac is smarter than me.

My sister’s Mac knows her schedule better than she does.

My aunt’s Mac doesn’t even need coffee. It’s got more energy than her.