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A mess so complicated it’s like your brain got hit by a truck and then a bunch of ants took over!
The meeting had 17 people and 4 different opinions about the same coffee order.
My mom tried to explain why the cat ate my homework and now I have 3 new problems.
The guy at the gym asked me if I wanted to join his 12-person workout group. I said no, but now I have 12 new problems.
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A problem so twisted it’s like someone took a noodle and tied it into a knot and then yelled at it.
My teacher said I had to write a 500-word essay on why I hate math. Now I have 500 problems.
The guy at the bank said I had to fill out 7 forms. Now I have 7 new problems.
My sister started a fight with my brother about who was taller. Now I have 2 new problems.
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A situation that’s so messed up it’s like your life got stuck in a blender and then someone turned it on high.
The pizza delivery guy said the pizza was gone. Now I have no pizza and a new problem.
My dad said he lost my keys and now he’s looking for them in the neighbor’s house.
My friend’s dog ate my homework and now my teacher is mad at me.
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A problem that’s like a monster with 100 arms and it’s throwing you into a lake with piranhas.
My mom said I had to clean my room, my brother’s room, and my sister’s room. Now I have 3 new problems.
The teacher said I had to do 10 extra problems and now I have 10 new problems.
My friend asked me to help him with his math homework and now I have 1 new problem.
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A situation that’s like your brain is on fire and the fire is yelling at you.
My teacher gave me 10 different assignments and now I have 10 new problems.
The guy at the grocery store said he needed help and now I have 1 new problem.
My mom said I had to do the dishes, the laundry, and the vacuum. Now I have 3 new problems.
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