Macey The Sussy Baka

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Macey The Sussy Baka is a highschooler who starts off looking harmless, but then you find out she writes wattpad stories so bad they make your teeth hurt. If she has orange hair, she's read Draco Malfoy x Harry Potter and will probably judge you for not knowing who those people are.

DM: 'You think you're cool? I write fanfiction about Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter dating. You're just a sad loner.'

Tweet: 'My wattpad story is better than your life.'

Text: 'Orange hair? That's not a hair color, that's a crime.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Macey The Sussy Baka is the girl who acts like she’s not a monster, but she’s actually a monster who writes bad stories about magical boys. If you see her with orange hair, she’s a monster with a side of Draco Malfoy x Harry Potter trauma.

Text: 'You think you’re not a monster? I write stories about Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter. You’re just a sad human.'

Tweet: 'Orange hair = bad story skills = I win.'

DM: 'You’re not a monster. You’re just a sad pig.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Macey The Sussy Baka is a highschooler who tries to be normal, but then she pulls out her wattpad stories and your life gets worse. If she has orange hair, she’s read Draco Malfoy x Harry Potter and will make you cry.

Tweet: 'My wattpad story is so good, it will make you cry.'

Text: 'Orange hair = Draco Malfoy x Harry Potter = you’re doomed.'

DM: 'You’re not normal. You’re just a sad pig.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago