macey drunk

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Macey drunk is when Macey is so smashed she can't tell her nose from her face and starts yelling at the ceiling like it owes her money.

Macey: 'Why are you laughing at me? I'm the ceiling!'

Macey tried to walk but tripped on her own shadow.

Macey asked for pizza and then cried because it was too spicy.

Macey is so drunk she thinks the floor is a dance party and she's the DJ. She's loud, obnoxious, and smells like regret.

Macey: 'This floor is the best DJ ever!'

Macey tried to dance but fell into a couch.

Macey blamed the couch for her bad mood.

Macey drunk is when she’s so wasted she thinks her friends are aliens and she’s trying to save the world from them.

Macey: 'You’re not my friend. You’re a space invader.'

Macey tried to fight her friend with a spoon.

Macey said the couch was plotting against her.