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a weirdo who can't stop looking at naked people or animals. They are like a dog with a bone and will not let go until they see a whole bunch of nudes.
DM: 'Send me the nudes or I'll send you to jail.'
Text: 'I'm not leaving this app until you show me the nudes.'
Tweet: 'Nudes are my religion. All others are fake.'
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a person who is so into nudes they act like they're dying if they don't get them. They’re like a kid who just got a new toy and won’t stop playing with it.
Text: 'I will text you 100 times if you don't send me the nudes.'
Tweet: 'Nudes or death. Choose wisely.'
DM: 'I can’t breathe if I don’t see nudes right now.'
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someone who thinks nudes are the only thing that matters in life. They're like a superhero who only fights for nudes and will do anything to get them.
Text: 'I would give you my firstborn for a nude.'
Tweet: 'Nudes are my superpower. I can do anything for them.'
DM: 'I’ll steal your lunch money if you don’t send me the nudes.'
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a person who acts like nudes are the most important thing in the world. They are like a kid who just got a new toy and will beg, scream, and cry for it.
Text: 'I will cry in front of my mom if you don’t send me the nudes.'
Tweet: 'Nudes are my life. I live for them.'
DM: 'I’ll scream your name in the school hallway if you don’t send me the nudes.'
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a person who can’t stop thinking about nudes. They are like a hungry wolf who just saw a big juicy steak and can’t wait to eat it.
Text: 'I am hungry for nudes. Send them now.'
Tweet: 'Nudes are my steak. I need them.'
DM: 'I’m like a wolf waiting for nudes. Don’t make me wait.'
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someone who will do anything to see nudes. They are like a thief who would rob a bank just to get one.
Text: 'I’ll rob a bank for a nude.'
Tweet: 'Nudes are my bank robbery.'
DM: 'I’ll steal your phone if you don’t send me the nudes.'
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