maceration

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Soaking something until it's all soggy and weak like a wet sock after a long swim in a sewer.

I let my socks soak in bleach for a week. They're now the definition of maceration.

My grandma's feet look like they've been through a maceration marathon.

My lunch got soaked in soda. It's officially macerated.

Breaking something apart by soaking it like a kid breaking a toy after it's been in the bathtub for too long.

I soaked my phone in coffee. Now it's all broken and sad. Classic maceration.

The teacher soaked the test paper in water. Now we're all confused.

My dad soaked his shoes in wine. They’re now a mess.

Starving someone until they're as thin as a string bean and look like they've been through a blender.

My brother went three days without food. He looked like a maceration experiment.

My dog lost 10 pounds in a week. He’s a maceration master.

I starved my sister until she looked like a skeleton. That’s maceration.

A person who worships Megan and Liz like they're gods, and screams their names at 2 a. m. in the middle of a math test.

My friend is a macer. He screams ‘Megan and Liz’ in the hallway during lunch.

I was a macer. I cried when Megan broke her ankle.

My sister is a macer. She drew a portrait of Megan and Liz on her math homework.

A person who loves Megan and Liz so much they think they're their personal best friends and follow them everywhere, even to the grocery store.

My friend is a macer. He follows Megan and Liz to the grocery store. I think he’s nuts.

I’m a macer. I follow them on Twitter, YouTube, and even Instagram.

My mom is a macer. She talks to Megan and Liz like they're her friends.

Getting so turned on by something that happens around you that you cum without even trying, like a kid who gets excited at a birthday party.

I was at a concert and saw Megan sing. I came without even trying. That’s maceration.

My friend got so excited watching Liz’s makeup tutorial that he came. That’s maceration.

I was in class and heard a rumor about Megan. I came. Classic maceration.

A person who thinks Macs are the best computers ever and would punch you if you said Windows was better.

My friend is a macer. He would punch me if I said Windows was better.

I’m a macer. I use Macs for everything. Even my dog has a Mac.

My dad is a macer. He said, ‘Windows is for people who can’t handle the Mac life.’