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A faggy sea slug who smells like old socks and thinks he’s fancy
@macenzie why r u still living in the ocean
i saw u eating a crab and it was like watching a toddler eat a taco
u think u’re fancy but u’re just a soggy mess
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A hot girl who’s nice to everyone but secretly wants everyone to think she’s perfect
macenzie, u r perfect but u know it
u make my heart go boom and my brain go poof
u are the reason i can’t focus in class
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A super smart, super pretty girl who thinks she’s ugly and acts like a drama queen but is actually the best friend ever
macenzie, u r not ugly u r amazing
u make me laugh every day and cry sometimes
u have 13 siblings and still somehow r the best
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A girl who’s super cool, super talented, and super into Jesus but still thinks she’s the worst
macenzie, u r not the worst u r the best
u draw like a pro and play sports like a champ
u love Jesus and still somehow r the funniest person
xs