macentchine

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A fancy way to say the candy machines at Walmart that make you want to scream because they always have one piece left.

I walked past the macentchine and it taunted me with one piece of candy.

That macentchine is the reason I have a hate for Walmart.

I ran to the macentchine like it was the last hope of humanity.

When the candy machine looks at you like it knows you're broke and still wants a dollar.

The macentchine gave me the eye like it was my ex.

I dropped a dollar in the macentchine and got a single piece of candy. Classic.

The macentchine is the reason I now speak to vending machines.

A machine that makes you question your life choices, especially on a Friday.

I saw the macentchine and my soul died a little.

On a Friday, the macentchine is the devil.

The macentchine was my last hope, and it let me down.

A machine that makes you regret every dollar you've ever spent.

I put a dollar in the macentchine and got one candy. Regret set in immediately.

That macentchine is the reason I have a black eye and a broken wallet.

Every time I see the macentchine, I think about my life decisions.

A machine that laughs at your poverty and still charges you a dollar.

The macentchine laughed at me when I only had one dollar.

I tried to buy candy from the macentchine, and it mocked me.

The macentchine is the reason I now live in a dumpster.