Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you’re so fat your legs quit on you and you whine like a baby all day

My knees just gave up on me, and I’m not even walking to the fridge yet.

I tried to stand up and my legs said nope, I’m staying in bed.

I ate three pies and now my knees are crying.

2

You’re so chunky your legs turn into jelly and you moan about it nonstop

I tried to walk and my legs were like Jell-O, I’m not moving again.

My legs are so soft now they’re just puddles of laziness.

I sat down and didn’t get up, my legs are too tired.

3

You’re so big your knees give up and you moan about it for hours

My knees said they’re retiring, and I’m not even 30 yet.

I walked two steps and my knees were like, 'We’re done.'

I ate a whole pizza and now my knees are on strike.

4

You’re so fat your legs can’t handle you and you scream about it all day

I tried to stand and my legs were like, 'No more, we’re going on vacation.'

My legs are on a break and I can’t even move.

I screamed at my legs for abandoning me.

5

You’re so chunky your legs go to sleep and you complain for hours

I tried to walk and my legs were like, 'We’re taking a nap.'

I sat down and didn’t move because my legs were tired.

I tried to get up and my legs were sleeping through the whole thing.

6

You’re so big your knees quit and you cry about it all day long

I tried to stand up and my knees said, 'We’re done with this.'

I cried because my knees gave up on me.

I was walking and then I just collapsed because my knees gave up.