Macello

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When you and your friends are all high and you decide to have sex like it's a buffet and you rip open condoms like it's a punishment.

I tried to take three at once and my hand looked like a sausage festival.

We ran out of condoms and started using napkins. Classic Macello.

My friend tried to use a condom as a hat. It didn’t work.

When you and your squad get so wasted you think you're going to die from having too much fun and you end up fighting over who gets the last condom.

We had a full-on wrestling match over a single condom. It was brutal.

One guy tried to eat the condom. He cried like a baby.

We ran out of condoms and had to use pizza boxes. It was messy.

When you and your friends try to have sex all at once and you end up using every single condom you have like it’s a holy war.

We had a condom shortage and one guy had to use a sock. It was a disaster.

We ran out of condoms and started using each other’s clothes. It was wild.

One guy tried to use a condom as a drum. He got kicked out.