macel

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A hot girl with golden hair and skin that glows like a f***ing sun. She's got the perfect body and style, but she'll scream at you if you mess up her coffee.

She flipped out when I spilled my latte on her shirt. Classic.

I asked her for a date and she said, 'You’re lucky I didn’t punch you.'

She stood on a chair to yell at the barista for giving her the wrong drink.

by Slangipedia 12h ago

A golden-haired goddess with skin that looks like it was f***ing made in heaven. She’s got it all, but she’ll cuss you out if you don’t compliment her shoes.

She told me to 'shut up and look at my shoes' when I said I liked her hair.

I asked her out and she said, 'Only if you pay for my coffee.'

She kicked my chair when I didn’t notice her new shoes.

by Slangipedia 12h ago

A golden-haired bombshell with skin that shimmers like a f***ing diamond. She’s got the perfect look, but she’ll scream at you if you don’t text her back in 30 seconds.

She texted me, 'Where the f*** are you?' after I took 35 seconds to reply.

She yelled at me in the hallway because I didn’t say 'hi' to her dog.

She threw her coffee at me when I didn’t reply to her message.

by Slangipedia 12h ago