MacEgan

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The most annoying pimp in the whole neighborhood; the king of trash talk; the reason why your mom’s boyfriend left her.

DM: ‘You ain’t no pimp, you’re a side dish to MacEgan’s main course.’

Text: ‘He just walked in and the whole block shut up. That’s MacEgan energy.’

Tweet: ‘MacEgan is the reason why my dog won’t take my mom’s side.’

A pimp so loud he could wake up the dead; the man who taught the whole block how to flex; the reason your life is a mess.

Text: ‘MacEgan just walked in and the whole block forgot how to breathe.’

Tweet: ‘He’s louder than my uncle’s karaoke night.’

DM: ‘You’re not even a real pimp until you’ve been yelled at by MacEgan.’

The worst pimp you’ve ever seen; the guy who ruined your life; the reason why your dad still owes money.

Text: ‘MacEgan is like the worst teacher ever, and you’re his worst student.’

Tweet: ‘He’s the reason I have a black eye and a broken heart.’

DM: ‘You ain’t no pimp. You’re just trying to be like MacEgan and failing.’