Macedonian Trash Shoot

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When one partner shoves their junk deep into the other’s butt and squishes out poop like it’s a greasy meat grinder, then eats the mess like it’s a free appetizer.
My cousin tried to trash shoot me during lunch and I still have a taco in my colon.
He said it was a 'colon cleanse' but it was just him yelling 'I love you' while eating my poop.
She trash shot me in the school bathroom and now my pants smell like a dead raccoon.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A wrestling match in the guts where one person’s penis becomes a spoon and the other’s poop turns into a dessert that gets eaten straight from the bowl.
My friend trash shot his brother and now he can’t stop talking about the 'poop sundae.'
At the park, two guys trash shot each other and ended up sharing a poop smoothie.
My sister trash shot her crush and now they’re dating but he still has a crumb in his colon.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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When one person uses their junk like a meat tamper and turns the other’s poop into a meatball that gets sucked up like it’s a vacuum.
My brother trash shot me during a video game and now I have a poop burger in my intestines.
They trash shot each other at the mall and now the security cameras have poop on them.
My mom trash shot my dad and now he can’t stop saying 'I love you' while eating poop.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A butt battle where one person’s junk is a blender and the other’s poop gets pureed and then swallowed like it’s a cheap snack.
At the sleepover, two kids trash shot each other and now the couch has poop on it.
My uncle trash shot my cousin and now he can’t stop saying 'That was the best colon smoothie ever.'
They trash shot each other during a Zoom call and now everyone in the class is laughing at the poop face.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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When one person sticks their junk in the other’s butt and turns their poop into a slurry that gets sucked up like it’s a spaghetti strainer.
My friend trash shot me during a test and now I have a poop slurry in my brain.
They trash shot each other in the kitchen and now the sink is full of poop.
At the party, two people trash shot each other and now the DJ is playing 'poop music.'
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A wrestling match where one person’s junk is a mop and the other’s poop gets cleaned up and then swallowed like it’s a free snack.
My cousin trash shot me during a soccer game and now I have a poop mop in my gut.
They trash shot each other at the grocery store and now the cart is full of poop.
At the movie theater, two people trash shot each other and now the screen is covered in poop.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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