Macedonian Mudpit

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A bunch of weirdos digging a hole like it's the end of the world. Then they dump elephant poop in it and let Syrian guys roll around in it to get soft skin. The whole thing is just so they can stretch mushroom tips to fix the wine cork shortage. And since quakers are total wine hounds, it all loops back around.
My cousin joined a Macedonian Mudpit and now he smells like a soggy pizza.
I saw a guy at the park rolling in elephant poop like it was a fashion statement.
My teacher said the mushroom tip trick is the worst thing since sliced bread.
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A dumb party where people dig a hole and fill it with elephant crap. Syrian guys roll around in it to get smoother skin, which somehow fixes the wine cork shortage. Quakers, who are basically just wine-drinking lunatics, are the ones who started the whole mess.
My friend tried the mushroom tip trick and now his face is like a deflated balloon.
I got invited to a Mudpit and the only thing I wanted was a bag of chips.
My mom said I should’ve stayed home instead of joining the Mudpit.
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Quakers dig a hole and put elephant poop in it. Syrian guys roll around in it to get soft skin. This somehow stretches mushroom tips to fix the wine cork shortage. It's the most ridiculous thing ever, and quakers love it.
I tried the Mudpit and now I can't stop smelling like a wet dog.
My neighbor joined the Mudpit and now he looks like a soggy pretzel.
My dad said the whole thing was a waste of time and elephant poop.
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